waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

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mamihlapinatapai-us:

dirtygetsmessy:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

kneehighsandheels and mamihlapinatapai-us. You’re welcome.

Thank you Lord.

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yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion
prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/
noun
1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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These are beautiful 😍

These are beautiful 😍

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

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I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women, when they love, give everything.
— Oscar Wilde   (via thatkindofwoman)
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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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